We need more fucking goats
some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F
We watched some episodes of sailor moon and i went to go pee, found her in my bag
She’s been in it for hours
yes hello we are open good morning
This is my daughter.
driver roll up the partition please
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
put a ps3 controller on me when I’m sad
if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while
These are the best.
Ah, the workplace wars, where polite assaults are legion.
Do you have an office battle story to share? I found tons of funny ones here.
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why he lick me